Robert Thesaurus, a man of many talents, has been brought before us to decide his fate. He claims to be a expert in the field of Extreme Pogo Stick Jumping, but we are not convinced.
As a committee, we have gathered the best (or worst) of the best in the land to decide whether or not Robert should be allowed to continue his... unique hobby.
Bertrand the Bruiser, a professional cage fighter and self-proclaimed expert in all things violent.
Lola the Lurcher, a expert in the field of extreme knitting and amateur expert in the field of extreme pogo sticking.
Gerald the Gadfly, a expert in the field of extreme taxidermy and amateur expert in the field of extreme pogo sticking.
And finally, Robert Thesaurus himself, a man of many talents and questionable sanity.
Vote Yes or Vote No for Robert Thesaurus.
