About Player 4
Player 4 is the team's resident enigma. Their skills are a mystery, their motivations are unclear, and their fashion sense is questionable. But one thing is certain: they will show up to the tournament with a trusty toaster in hand.
Tournament History
- Year 1: Disqualified for "unsportsmanlike conduct" (i.e., they set off the fire alarm during the team's first game)
- Year 2: Defeated Team A in the first round, but were later accused of cheating with a hidden stash of snacks
- Year 3: Did not participate, citing "sudden and unexplained case of the Mondays"
Personal Stats
- Height: 5'9" (but claims to be 6'2")
- Weight: 150 lbs (but swears it's 200)
- Favorite color: Plaid