Zen's Ball-Tournament Committee

Welcome to the most esteemed and feared committee in all the land! We're the ones who decide who gets to play with the ball.

Current Participants:

• Roger the Robot - A 300-pound robot with a penchant for destruction.
• Lola the Ladybug - Our resident tiny but fierce competitor.
• You! - Yes, it's you! We're not sure what your skills are, but you're on the list.

Upcoming Tournaments:

• Ball of Destiny - A tournament where the fate of the universe will be decided.
• Chaos Ball Arena - A tournament where the rules are made up as we go along.

Committee Members:

• Zen the Zephyr - Our fearless leader.
• Sam the Specter - Our resident expert on all things spectral.
• John the Juggernaut - A man of immense power and questionable judgment.

Join us for the most thrilling, the most heart-pumping, the most utterly absurd ball-tournaments in all the land!