Committee of the Foosball Tournaments: Rules
For those who wish to participate in our esteemed tournaments, please be aware of the following regulations.
- Rule 1: No Foosball Tables on the Floor
- Rule 2: No Foosball Players as Pets
- Rule 3: No Foosball Tables in the Kitchen
- Rule 4: No Foosball Balls as Food
- Rule 5: No Foosball Players as Furniture
Please note that failure to comply with these rules will result in disqualification and/or a stern talking-to by the Foosball Overlords.