Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Foesball Tournaments! We're glad you're here to discuss the intricacies of table maintenance and upkeep.
| Rule 1: All Tables Must Be Treated Like a Fine Piece of Furniture | You may not just leave your tables in the garage or storage unit. That's not how we roll. Dust and cobwebs are not acceptable. |
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| Rule 2: Table Legs Must Be Oiled Regularly | You don't want your tables to get all wobbly and unstable. That's just not good for business. |
| Rule 3: Tablecloths Must Be Changed Weekly | Stains and spills are just not acceptable. Your table is a reflection of your character, people. |