Rules of the Foosball Tournaments Committee

Rule 1: The Foosball is Mightier Than the Sword

In a surprise move, the Foosball has declared itself the ultimate authority in all matters of the tournament. All players must acknowledge and respect its supremacy.

Rule 2: Players Must Wear Their Socks Correctly

Players must wear matching socks, or face penalties ranging from a warning to being forced to watch an endless loop of "Sock Puppet" music videos.