Committee of the Unwieldy and Unwilling
Welcome, plebeians.
By accessing this website, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are as follows:
- We reserve the right to make you do whatever we want, whenever we want.
- We will occasionally, but not always, tell you what we're doing.
- You are not allowed to be right, ever.
Read the fine print.
What we won't do, but might.
Disclaimer prophets: this website may or may not work. May or may not be funny. May or may not be worth your time.