Minutes of the Committee for Bureaucratic Oversight

Meeting #12, 2023-02-27

Present:

• Chairperson, Bertrand P. Bureaucraticus
• Vice-Chairperson, Reginald P. Paperpusher
• Members: 1, 2, 3... 47

Agenda Items

• Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
• Item 2: The Bureaucratic Overlap of the Redundant Forms
• Item 3: The Secret to Making Meetings Last Longer (A Guide)

Decisions

After much deliberation and heated debate, the committee decided:

1. To investigate further the disappearance of the stapler, which was deemed a "Critical Bureaucratic Issue."
2. To create a new form for the new form that already exists, because, well, why not?
3. To schedule a follow-up meeting in 6 months to discuss the follow-up meeting that was scheduled last week.

Next Meeting: Minutes of the next meeting will be posted shortly.