Committee of Matters: Minutes of Meeting 003

Matter 003: Important Discussion of Unimportant Topics

Present:

Agenda:

Item 1: The Meaning of Life (adjourned due to lack of consensus)
Item 2: The Proper Use of Sarcasm (resolved: it's for writing website responses)
Item 3: The Ideal Breakfast Food (resolved: pizza)

Item 1: The Meaning of Life - Adjourned

Item 2: The Proper Use of Sarcasm - Resolved

Item 3: The Ideal Breakfast Food - Pizza

Next Meeting: Matter 004

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