John Doe, the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Timekeeping" is our resident expert on all things chrono-synclastic. He's been known to keep time in 17 different styles, each one more obscure than the last.
His favorite pastime is collecting antique pocket watches and using them as paperweights.
John's motto: "Time is a human construct, but my watch collection is a work of art."
See Jane's bio for more on our resident Timekeeping Theorist