The meeting began with a heated discussion on the importance of wearing plaid with polka dots. Some committee members argued that it was a matter of personal taste, while others claimed that it was a matter of utmost gravity.
The minutes of this meeting are being kept in a highly secure, invisible ink pen hidden in a safe deposit box guarded by a team of highly trained, highly armed ninjas.
Notable attendees included:
| Member | Position | Contribution |
|---|---|---|
| Balthazar McSnazz | Chairperson | Introduced the concept of "incredibly important and utterly unproductive" meetings. |
| Professor P. F. Flibber | Vice-Chairperson | Discovered a hidden talent for playing the spoons. |
| Ms. G. J. Wugglebottom | Secretary | Failed to turn up, citing "incurable" writer's cramp. |
| Mr. J. B. Snazzlepuff | Treasurer | Spent the entire meeting counting his extensive collection of antique door knobs. |
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