Welcome to the Committee of Antinomies, where the impossible is not just possible, but inevitable. We're a team of experts in the art of doing the opposite of what makes sense. Our motto? "We're not just a committee, we're an affront to reason."
Chairperson: The Unyielding Optimist
Our Chairperson, Bob, is a man of unwavering conviction. He's been known to argue that up is down, left is right, and that the sky is, in fact, not blue. His favorite hobby is collecting paradoxes.
Subcommittee of Inscrutable Jargon:
Subcommittee of Unsubstantive Rhetoric:
Subcommittee of Unfettered Nonsense:
Join us in our quest for the absurd, and remember: Up is down, left is right, and black is white.