THEORY OF THE ABSURD
Committee of Antinomies

The Committee of Antinomies is a gathering of esteemed scholars who specialize in the art of absurd theory.

We're not actually a real committee, and our theories are completely unfettered by fact or logic.

Absurdist Theories

Here are some of our most outlandish and untested ideas:

• Paradoxical Pajamas
• Quantum Flapjacks
• Chaos Soup
• Irreconcilable Facts

Subcommittees

• Department of Absurd Logic
• Committee of Pointless Arguments
• School of Useless Theory