The Committee of Conspicuous Concerns

The Case of the Cursed Cactus

It was a typical Tuesday morning when we received the call. A local resident reported a cactus that seemed to be... watching them. We dispatched our best investigators to get to the bottom of this bizarre case.

The team arrived on the scene to find the cactus in question, its spines raised in a suspiciously menacing manner. Our lead investigator, Agent Johnson, approached the plant cautiously, hand on the grip of her gun.

As she drew closer, she noticed something strange - the cactus seemed to be... following her with its gaze. It was as if the plant had a sixth sense, a sense of foreboding that sent shivers down Agent Johnson's spine.

We'll never tell you what they found out about the cactus, but rest assured it was not what we expected. Maybe next time you'll want to know more about the Committee's findings.

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