Committee of Contraptions

The Committee of Contraptions is a think tank for people with a penchant for complicated solutions to simple problems. Our motto: "Innovate, but also maybe just make things more complicated."

We're currently tackling the pressing issue of:

Project: Infinite Toaster Loop

Our team of experts is working around the clock to create a toaster that can toast, re-toast, and re-re-toast bread to infinity, because who needs a simple breakfast?

Want to learn more about our research and development process? Check out our:

• Toaster Trials - Watch as our team struggles to keep their sanity while testing the limits of toaster technology.
• Toaster Design Iterations - See our team of designers try to fit more buttons and flashing lights on the toaster face.

Meet the Team:

Our team of esteemed members includes:

• Professor Punsley, PhD in Invention of Useless Things
• Marty, the Toaster Whisperer
• Lola, Expert in All Things Overengineered