Committee of Contraptions - The Sock Saga

Where the Sock Gods weep, and the Fabric of Reality is torn

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Are you ready to join the most epic, most legendary, most utterly confusing committee in all the land? We're not just any committee, no sir!

We're the Sock Saga Christina, and we're on a mission to explore, to discover, to conquer... and possibly get our socks tangled in the process.

So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the most esteemed, most feared, and most fantastically-follicular committee in the world, then Apply Now!

Don't wait! The Sock Gods are watching... and judging...

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Disclaimer: We're not actually a real committee, but we're pretending to be, so don't bother fact-checking.

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