The Self-Sustaining Sandwich
Behold, the Self-Sustaining Sandwich, a marvel of modern technology. This isn't just any ordinary sandwich, but a culinary masterpiece that can sustain itself for hours, defying the very laws of physics and logic.
Specifications:
- Power Source: Infinite Wi-Fi
- Materials: Rare, exotic meats and cheeses
- Dimensions: 10 inches x 10 inches x 5 inches
Traits:
- Can sustain itself for hours without human interaction
- Has a built-in coffee maker
- Can play a never-ending loop of elevator music
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