The Self-Sustaining Sandwich

Behold, the Self-Sustaining Sandwich, a marvel of modern technology. This isn't just any ordinary sandwich, but a culinary masterpiece that can sustain itself for hours, defying the very laws of physics and logic.

Specifications:

• Power Source: Infinite Wi-Fi
• Materials: Rare, exotic meats and cheeses
• Dimensions: 10 inches x 10 inches x 5 inches

Traits:

• Can sustain itself for hours without human interaction
• Has a built-in coffee maker
• Can play a never-ending loop of elevator music

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