Warning: The following guidelines are for the safety of your sanity and your contraption's structural integrity.
1. Never, ever, EVER touch a contraption with your bare hands. Use gloves, use tongs, use a 5-foot pole.
Contraption Hazards: Burns, Lacerations, Sanity Loss
1. Always refer to the user manual. If it's gone missing, refer to the internet. If it's still not clear, call a professional.
Contraption Hazards: Confusion, Exasperation, Spaghetti Code
1. Regularly inspect your contraption for loose wires, fraying ropes, and existential dread.
Contraption Hazards: Electrical Shock, Rope Burn, Existential Crises
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