Technical Specs: Algorithmic Spaghetti Optimization Software

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Software Requirements:

Our algorithmic spaghetti optimization software uses an advanced combination of:

Unreliable AI
Unstable quantum mechanics
Unproven mathematical theories

Technical Specs:

Our software has been optimized for:

Max prophets of 4GB
Min prophets of 2GB
Max iterations of 10,000,000

		// Code snippet 1
		// This is just some random code that looks like it might do something
		function spaghettiOptimise(spaghetti) {
			return spaghetti + 1;
		}

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