Department of Absurd Problems - Committee of Conundra

We are a team of experts in the field of completely unnecessary, yet somehow still somehow important issues.

We have been tasked with finding creative solutions to problems that don't actually exist, but somehow still manage to make our lives more interesting.

Meet the Team

Our fearless leader, Emma the Enigmatic, has a Ph.D. in Pointless Research and has been leading our team of experts since 2001.

Our team consists of:

Dr. Bob, who has spent the last 5 years studying the aerodynamics of jellyfish
Dr. Alice, who has a Ph.D. in Extreme Ironing
Dr. Steve, who has a degree in Professional Napping

Together, we are the ultimate problem-solving team. Check out our FAQ for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our secret sauce recipe.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our secret meeting agenda.