It's been 3 years, 2 months, 4 weeks, 6 days, 12 hours, 42 minutes, and 1 second since our janitor first reported a "mysterious coffee stain" in the break room.
Despite our best efforts, the coffee supply never seems to end. It's as if the very fabric of space and time is conspiring against us.
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