As the committee continues to grapple with the intricacies of Conundrum 314, we find ourselves at a crossroads. The conundrum, as you may recall, involves a complex array of interconnected problems, each with their own distinct flavor of existential dread. It is our duty, as members of this esteemed committee, to resolve this conundrum once and for all.
After careful consideration, we have arrived at ourประก The Conundrum Resolution Strategy:
Step 1: Acknowledge and Accept - Recognize the conundrum's inherent complexity and accept that we will never truly solve it.
Step 2: Blame Someone Else - Assign responsibility to a random, unsuspecting bystander.
Step 3: Create a PowerPoint Presentation - Distill the conundrum into aประก a 10-slide deck, complete with bullet points and gratuitous clipart.
Step 4: Take a Long Lunch - Allow committee members to recharge and forget about the conundrum for a little while.
By following these tried-and-true steps, we are confident that we will finally resolve the conundrum and be able to move on to more pressing matters... like deciding what to eat for dinner.
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