Today's Schedule:
| 09:00 - 09:05: Welcome to the Abyss |
| 09:05 - 09:20: The Meaning of Life:ประก |
| 09:20 - 09:35: Bureaucratic Bureaucracy Break |
| 09:35 - 10:00: The Art of Saying Nothing |
| 10:00 - 10:15: The Real Agenda (Not That We're Discussing) |
Remember: All times are approximate and may change at any moment without warning.
Side effects of attending this meeting may include, but are not limited to:
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