Committee of Conundrums: Agenda of Nothing

Today's Schedule

Meeting Minutes | Decisions Devoid of Consequence | Committee Members Who Are Not Actually Doing Anything

Committee Consternations | Committee Conundrums

Meeting Minutes

The Committee of Conundrums met for a total of 4 hours today, accomplishing precisely nothing.

Notable discussion points included:

The importance of procrastination in modern society
The benefits of doing absolutely nothing
The best way to eat a whole pizza by oneself

Decisions made today:

To do absolutely nothing
To take a long lunch
To watch cat videos

Decisions Devoid of Consequence

The Committee of Conundrums made several decisions today that will have no impact on the world.

Decisions included:

To have another cookie
To play with a ball of yarn
To reorganize the stapler collection

Committee Members Who Are Not Actually Doing Anything

Today, the following members of the Committee of Conundrums were caught slacking off.

Members caught:

Chairman McSnore
Vice-Chairperson WhoIsNotActuallyHere
Member 42