Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Discuss the mysterious disappearance of 17 socks in the committee's break room.

Addendum 1: Sock Retrieval Strategy Addendum 2: Sock Reunion Protocol Addendum 3: Sock-related Trauma Counseling

Item 2: The Inefficiency of Meeting Minutes

Determine the optimal method for documenting our collective incoherence.

Subitem 2a: Minute-keeping by Committee Subitem 2b: Minute-takers Anonymous Subitem 2c: Minute-revision Protocol

Item 3: The Unresolved Issue of the Missing Chair

Investigate the disappearance of the committee chair, last seen near the vending machine.

Subitem 3a: Chair Recovery Efforts Subitem 3b: Chair-related Trauma Counseling