The Parabolic Patrollers are a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums. Their mission is to patrol the parabolic curves and ensure that no one is getting lost in the world's most complex equations.
Chair: B. B. Bezier (Curvature Specialist)
Co-Chair: P. P. Pascal (Parabolic Pattern Recognizer)
Secretary: S. S. Sigmoid (Sigmoidal Statistics Specialist)
Meet the Parabolic Patrollers and join their mission to patrol the parabolic curves!