Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums. We are Parabolic Patrollers, the most elite group of problem solvers in the land.
Our mission is to navigate the parabolic curves of bureaucracy, to find the shortest path to the solution, and to report our findings with utmost precision.
Our subcommittee, the Parabolic Sleuths, has been tasked with infiltrating the heart of the Parabolic Palace, a fortress of confusion and paradoxes.
The mission is a success, but at great personal risk. Our agent, Agent P, has been captured by the Palace's security forces.
Read Agent P's Report