Deep within the labyrinthine ruins, our team of expert archaeo-sleuths uncovered a hidden chamber, filled with the remnants of an ancient civilization's most sacred ritual.
It's said that the Aztecs used to top their sacred pyramids with the most exquisite, most divine, most utterly confounding "toppings". These toppings were not for tacos, nor were they for ice cream.
Learn more about the legendary Pan-Pan Panic Uncover the truth about the Taco HereticsLegend has it that the Aztecs possessed socks of pure gold, imbued with mystical powers.
Our team of experts is still searching for the truth, but we're not giving up hope.
Follow our Socks of Old investigationIt's said that the Aztecs were prophets of cheese, and that their most sacred texts held the secrets of the gouda.
Was it all just a ploy to get us to eat more queso?
Dive into the Cheesy Deception