Committee of Conundrums Annual Report of Absurdity

Foreword by the Chairperson of Conundrums, Reginald P. Bottomsworth

In the spirit of transparency and utter chaos, we proudly present our annual report of absurdity. This year's highlights include:

Key Statistics:

Conundrums Solved 0
Conundrums Created 47,321
Minutes Spent in Committee Meetings 1,234,567,890
Cups of Coffee Consumed 1,876

Subcommittee Reports: