Committee of Conundrums Annual Report of Absurdity
Foreword by the Chairperson of Conundrums, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
In the spirit of transparency and utter chaos, we proudly present our annual report of absurdity. This year's highlights include:
- We successfully managed to confuse 97% of our members with our bylaws.
- We spent an average of 3.7 hours per member discussing the meaning of "committee" vs "council".
- We awarded 12 "Certificates of Existential Dread" to our most troubled members.
- We hosted our annual "Conundrum-themed" escape room and 47 people still haven't escaped.
Key Statistics:
| Conundrums Solved |
0 |
| Conundrums Created |
47,321 |
| Minutes Spent in Committee Meetings |
1,234,567,890 |
| Cups of Coffee Consumed |
1,876 |
Subcommittee Reports: