Annual Report of Absurdity - 2023 Edition
Chairman: Barnaby McSnazzleswift
After a year of intense deliberation, we are still trying to figure out what we're doing here.
Our committee has been tasked with making sense of the absurd, but we've only managed to make it more absurd.
We've spent countless hours debating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, but our conclusions keep changing.
We've come up with some recommendations, but don't worry, they're just suggestions.
1. Wear a rubber chicken as a disguise to the next meeting.
2. Bring a whoopee cushion to the next committee meeting.
3. Declare yourself a sentient being made of pure chaos.
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We're considering a few options for next year's report:
1. Create a sentient, self-replicating AI to take over our meetings.
2. Build a giant hamster wheel to generate random, nonsensical ideas.
3. Declare ourselves an intergalactic government.
We need your help to make our committee even more absurd!
Apply to join us and help us make sense of the senseless!
We're not responsible for any confusion, frustration, or spontaneous combustion caused by our report.