Mission Statement:
The Committee of Conundrums, Committee 2, has spent the past year investigating the most pressing concerns of our times.
Our Recommendations:
We recommend the immediate adoption of our proposed policies, including, but not limited to:
• A national day of rest and relaxation for all citizens, to be observed on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
• Mandatory use of the phrase "I am a professional" as a form of identification.
• The establishment of a Ministry of Inflatable Dinosaurs, to oversee and regulate the use of these creatures in the workplace.
Subcommittee Reports: