Committee 4: The Annual Report of Absurdity

Executive Summary:

After months of deliberation, we have finally managed to come up with something completely meaningless. Our committee spent 37 days discussing the meaning of life, the afterlife, and the optimal way to reorganize the sock drawer.

Recommendations:

• More meetings.
• More coffee.
• More pointless debates about the definition of 'sustainability'.

Also, we recommend a 300% increase in budget for the ' Committee 4 Coffee Shop' which will now be renamed 'The Abyss of Despair'.

Subcommittee Reports:

• Subcommittee 2: The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy
• Subcommittee 3: The Committee of Redundant Meetings

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