Evaluating the Visual Fatigue of Neon
We've been observing the effects of neon on our committee members for 6 months, and the results are conclusive: neon is exhausting.
The study involved a control group of 100 committee members, who were subjected to 8 hours of solid neon pink, and a test group of 50 members who were exposed to 12 hours of neon.
After 6 months, the test group was found to be 3.5 times more likely to have developed a strong aversion to bright colors.
Our findings suggest that neon pink is, in fact, a form of psychological warfare.
Recommendation: avoid using neon pink in committee meetings.