Requirement 2: The Art of Procrastination

As a MisManager, you will be expected to excel in the art of doing nothing.

We're looking for someone who can stare blankly at spreadsheets for hours, who can craft elaborate excuses for why the project is delayed, and who can confidently tell the difference between a "yes" and a "no" when asked if they're working on it.

Responsibilities include:

Developing new and innovative ways to procrastinate
Perfecting the art of making a 5-minute task take 5 hours
Convincing the team that the coffee machine is on the fritz, when really it's just you

If you're up for the challenge, apply now by clicking the link below!

Go to Requirement 3: The Science of Distractions Back to Application Portal

Disclaimer: This is a highly sought-after position. We receive many applications, but few are chosen. If you're not selected, it's not you, it's us. Probably.