Requirement 5 - The Art of Doing Nothing

As a Mismanager in the Committee of Conundrums, it is your duty to excel at the art of doing nothing. This requires a deep understanding of the concept of "busyness" and how to effectively apply it in the workplace.

Here are some tips to help you achieve this esteemed goal:

• Develop a keen sense of "just one more meeting" syndrome. Be able to justify the existence of any meeting with a simple "we need to discuss this some more."
• Master the art of nodding in agreement, while secretly having no idea what was just said.
• Be able to write an email that is 5 pages long, but still says nothing.

For further study, please refer to the following subpages:

Requirement 6 - The Art of Saying No Without Really Saying No

Requirement 7 - The Science of Creating an Impression of Work While Actually Playing Solitaire

Requirement 8 - The Ancient Art of Forgetting Important Tasks and Meetings