Why You Should Bother
Are you tired of being competent? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of clarity and sense? Do you yearn to bring chaos and confusion to your workplace?
We're looking for someone who can bring an unparalleled level of mismanagement to our esteemed organization. Someone who can make the phrase "it's not my fault" a national pastime.
As a mismanager, you'll be responsible for:
- Turning "good job" into a four-letter word.
- Creating new and exciting definitions for the word "deadline."
- Ensuring that meetings run longer than expected.
- And, of course, making the phrase "I'm not a morning person" a daily mantra.