Meet the Experts:
Disclaimer: Our experts may not actually know what they're talking about. Proceed with caution.
Dr. Emily Evermore:
It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, inside a box of kittens.
Prof. Balthazar McSnazzlepuff:
It's like trying to find the meaning of life in a plate of nachos.
Dr. Zorvath:
It's not the cheese, it's the sauce. Trust me, I'm an expert.