Cecil B. Denay's Committee of Conundrums

Chairman's Corner

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! I, Cecil B. Denay, am thrilled to share with you our latest conundrum: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts.

It appears that someone (or something?) has been pilfering our beloved donuts from the break room. As your fearless leader, I have tasked our top-notch team of experts to investigate this heinous crime.

We will be meeting in the conference room to discuss the case and come up with a plan to catch the donut thief. Your participation and expertise are greatly appreciated.

Stay vigilant, and remember: a donut a day keeps the grump at bay!

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