We, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, are faced with a crisis of galactic proportions. It appears that our beloved donuts, the lifeblood of our meetings, have gone missing.
As our research indicates, the donuts were last seen in the break room at 3:14 PM on February 27th. Eyewitnesses report seeing a figure in a black cloak lurking around the area, but our security team has been unable to apprehend the suspect.
We are seeking your help in solving this heinous crime. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the missing donuts, please contact our lead investigator, Agent Jones at lead-investigator.
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