Issue 2: The Great Cheese Roll Debate
The committee is at an impasse over whether to serve cheese rolls with the main course or as a side dish.
Some members argue that it's a travesty to serve them as a side, citing the 1953 "Cheese Roll Protocol" which clearly states that "all cheese rolls shall be served as a main course item."
Others claim that the "Cheesy Goodness Act of 1978" explicitly allows for side-servicing of cheese rolls, and that the previous ruling is outdated and elitist.
As of now, the committee is deadlocked and unable to make a decision. Perhaps a compromise can be reached, but until then, the debate rages on.
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