THE SOCK GLITTER REBELLION HAS BEGUN!
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have declared war on the forces of Socklessness.
It's time to take back our right to wear mismatched socks, to sport stripes where stripes shouldn't be, and to defy the tyranny of matching sock tops and bottoms.
Join us in our Sock Glitter Rebellion, and together we shall:
- Disregard the Sock Police
- Emboldenly wear polka dots with polka dots
- Refuse to pair our socks by color
- Unite under the banner of Socky Freedom!