Date: 23rd February 2025 (or so we think)
Chairperson: The Chancellor of Conundrums (who's not quite sure what's going on)
Attendees: 1) Mr. Jones (who's not actually Mr. Jones), 2) Mrs. Smith (who's not married), 3) Dr. Lee (who's not a doctor)
2. Unresolved Issues of the Unseen
Mr. Jones (who's not actually Mr. Jones) asked if anyone knew what the Great Cheese Enigma was about.
Mrs. Smith (who's not married) replied that it's something to do with cheese.
Dr. Lee (who's not a doctor) just stared at the ceiling.