Barry the Burrower: Assistant to the Vice-Chairman of Procrastination
Biographical Information
Barry is a highly skilled burrower with a proven track record of successfully avoiding work.
He has been employed as the assistant to the Vice-Chairman of Procrastination for over 5 years, where he has honed his skills in:
- Extensive nap-taking
- Advanced video game playing
- Expert-level browsing of cat videos
Notable Accomplishments
Barry has a notable achievement in the field of Burrowing:
- Creating the world's longest recorded burrow (7 miles 3 feet)
- Burrowing under the entire city council's parking lot without being detected
- Eating 27 bowls of cereal in one sitting (with only 2 bowls of milk)
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