| Vice-Chairman | Position | Bio |
|---|---|---|
| Baron von Bureaucraticus | Assistant to the Vice-Chairman of the Department of Unnecessary Efforts | Specializing in creating new ways to do the same task, Baron is the master of convolution. |
| Dr. Emily Prolongatius | Director of Redundancy Studies | Dr. Prolongatius' research focus is on finding new ways to make a 10-page report into a 50-page document. |
| Balthazar McSnively | Head of Unnecessary Meetings | Balthazar's meetings are legendary for their length and lack of productive discussion. |