Committee of Conundrums - The Bernardo Bernstein Story

Member: Bernardo Bernstein

Born with an uncanny ability to confuse even the most seasoned of bureaucrats, Bernardo Bernstein has been the bane of committee chairs everywhere. His contributions to the Committee of Conundrums include, but are not limited to:

• Introducing the concept of "procrastination by committee"
• Developing the art of "dodging meetings with a well-timed "urgent meeting"
• Perfecting the "art of the disappearing agenda"

View Steve Stein's "Bernardo Bernstein Fan Site" for more on this esteemed member View the Committee of Conundrums' Agendas