Dean of Deadlinesss Secretary

Welcome to the most bureaucratic office in all the land! Where meetings are always running late and the coffee is always cold.

We're the Committee of Conundrums, and we're here to make your day a little more... complicated.

Meet our esteemed colleagues:

• Dean of Deadlinesss' Secretary's Valet - The one who irons the Dean's shirts while also serving as a human chair.
• Secretary of the Senate of Silly Delays - The one who's always running late, but always has an excuse.
• Bureaucrat Bob - The one who's been here since the Clinton administration.

Don't forget to check out our latest memo: