Committee of Conundrums: Department of Overthinking and Navel Gazing

We're a group of highly trained, highly paid professionals who specialize in thinking about things that don't really matter. Our motto is: "We overthink, you overpay."

Meet our esteemed colleagues, who are also overthinkers of note:

Philosopher King of Mushroom Foraging, Sociologist of Silence, Quantum Physicist of the Quantum Fluctuations, Ovord of Overthinking and Overanalysis

Our policies are designed to make you overthink, and we're proud of it!