Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums: Bureaucratic Abuse of Power

Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy

Meeting Date: 24th February, 2023

Meeting Purpose: Discussing the art of burying our heads in red tape.

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Vice-Chairperson: Bertrand P. Bottomsworth
• Member: Emily P. Bottomsworth
• Member: David P. Bottomsworth

Agenda:

• 1. Bureaucratic Abuse of Power
• 2. The Art of Red Tape
• 3. Buried Bureaucracy Best Practices
• 4. Committee Member's Committee (CMMC) Report

Discussion:

Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "We must ensure our bureaucratic might is not diminished."

Vice-Chairperson Bertrand P. Bottomsworth: "I concur, we must not be seen as weak."

Member Emily P. Bottomsworth: "I'd like to propose we add 'Bureaucratic Abuse of Power' to our committee's name for maximum confusion."

Member David P. Bottomsworth: "Sounds good to me."

Resolution:

Resolved: That the Committee of Conundrums: Bureaucratic Abuse of Power shall henceforth be known as the 'Committee of Conundrums: Bureaucratic Abuse of Power and Red Tape Envy'."