Minutes of the Last Meeting - Bureaucratic Abuse of Power Committee
Monday, February 27, 2023 - 3:14 PM - Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy
Attendees:
- Chairman, Balthazar McSnazz
- Vice-Chairperson, Bertram P. Bottomsworth
- Member, Berenice W. Wobblebottom
- Member, Cedric T. Tanglesworth
- Member, Daphne S. Sloganeck
- Member, Eunice P. Piddleton
- Member, Gideon B. Bureaucrat
- Member, Hazel M. Muddlethorpe
- Member, Ida S. Incompetence
- Member, Jocelyn B. Jiggery
- Member, Kevin T. Knotsworth
- Member, Lavinia S. Labyrinthine
- Member, Malcolm T. Muddlethorpe
- Member, Nadine S. Noodlehead
- Member, Olga P. Oafishawk
- Member, Percival B. Piddleton
- Member, Quentin T. Quirkle
- Member, Roderick S. Ridiculous
- Member, Sylvia T. Snazzle
Meeting Agenda:
- Item 1: The Inefficiency of Red Tape
- Item 2: The Art of Procrastination
- Item 3: The Science of Delaying Decisions
- Item 4: The Bureaucratic Abuse of Power
- Item 5: The Secret to Getting Nothing Done
Meeting Decisions:
- Resolution 1: All meetings shall be held in perpetuity.
- Resolution 2: The committee shall be renamed the "Committee of Convoluted Conundrums" effective immediately.
- Resolution 3: All members are required to wear a name tag at all times while on official business.
- Resolution 4: The department shall be relocated to a basement beneath the Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy's current location.
- Resolution 5: All meetings shall be conducted in a state of utter confusion.