The Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy

Where the pursuit of progress is a distant memory.

Red Tape Administrator

We are the gatekeepers of the system.

Our primary function is to create and enforce regulations that ensure the system remains in a state of gridlock.

We take pride in being the bane of every entrepreneur's existence.

Our motto: "Slow, slow, slow, and slower, because we said so."

Red Tape Administrators in Training

Bureaucratic Abuse of Power Committee

Red Tape Lobbyists